Mine would have to be:

• Mario
• Link
• Samus
• Pit
• Ness
• Pikachu
• Marth
• Inkling (Purple one)

Not sure why I chose them. I just wanna write a Smash story focusing on these guys. I’d call them “the Ultimate 8”.

But I ain't never smashed a bro that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like Luigi, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're tauntin' and where you're blockin'
Or you and your homies might be smashed in bulk, fool

Some of the Classic Mode sequences in Smash Ultimate are massive fuck-yous. Seriously. Others can be a bit...disappointing.

Whoever's running the weekend Events thinks they're funny. This weekend, one of the spirits is the Cucco from the Zelda series. The battle opponent? Three mini-Falcos.

I tried battling online for the first time today. Holy crap I suck against real humans. Ah well, having fun.

Sometime next week I'll post videos of me sucking at Smash.

“Correct.”

“...Why is R.O.B in here?”

This is what I found:

Best Smash Waifu. 10/10

LEGS. LEGS. What’s on the menu?

I think Nathaniel Bandy made something like this.

Plants VS Zombies 2021 looks great

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